According to the Daily Mirror, Britney Spears has sealed the deal with a publisher for $14million to write her own Autobiography!?!?…

Our source reveals: “There have been numerous unofficial biographies printed about Britney, but she’s never agreed to pen her own tome – until now and some of the stories she’s got are absolute dynamite. She’s kept diaries so there’s nothing she’ll leave out unless she wants to. If the deal goes ahead she will write between three and five books throughout the next decade – it’s one of the most lucrative book deals in showbiz history. Britney will talk frankly about growing up and how she went off the rails. It’ll be a gripping read.“

should be interesting…

Get ready for Britney Canada!

             Britney Spears is set to come clean on MuchMusic!  A 90-minute special entitled “BRITNEY: FOR THE RECORD” will air at the end of the month featuring the popstar. According to rumors, Spears will also talk about her personal ups and downs over the past year…

… You can watch the interview on Sunday, Nov. 30 at 10 p.m. ET on MuchMusic with a pre-show countdown
beginning at 8 p.m. ET…

          Britney Spears’ new album entitled “Circus” doesn’t drop until December 2nd, 08 but the tracklist and cover have been revealed!…

1. Womanizer
2. Circus
3. Out From Under
4. Kill The Lights
5. Shattered Glass
6. If U Seek Amy (WOW at this title….)
7. Unusual You
8. Blur
9. Mmm Papi
10. Mannequin
11. Lace and Leather
12. My Baby

Bonus Track:
13. Radar

Purchase “Circus” Today!

         Can you find the wet spot?? Looks like Britney Spears has a mess to clean up! Jizzm to the rescue… lol

           According to police, poptart Britney Spears was released today from a psych ward at the UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles… why would they release her?!?!? she needs to be heavily medicated and locked up for the good of mankind!…lol… no really… she needs help…

          Crackpot Spears has been put under an extended 14 day supervision at the Stewart & Lynda Resnick Neuropsychiatric Hospital at UCLA… I’m soooo sick of writing about Britney Spears! but I do have to say that I’m impressed by Mr.Spears for taking aim at helping his daughter after being granted legal control over her… I wish Britney a happy recovery… the world doesn’t need another wacko-jacko…

            Britney Spears’ car was impounded last night after police found it abandoned on the street with a flat tire. Police said Spears was driving Monday night when she had a flat tire on Sunset Boulevard sometime before 8 p.m. It’s unlikely that Spears will be ticketed but will have to pay to have it taken out of impound.

Why didn’t she just call AMA?!?!

            Well, there were talks of a 1 hour “Dr.Phil” show featuring Britney Spears, however it has now been canceled due to all the criticism that Dr.Phil got for taking a trip up to see Spears while she was in the hospital on the weekend.

The following is a statement by Dr.Phil…….

As was widely reported this weekend, at the request of concerned family members, I visited Britney Spears in the hospital. The details of that visit will, of course, remain private.

“We had planned to tape a “Dr. Phil Now” show today, focusing not on the tabloid side of Britney’s latest problems, but instead on the very serious issues surrounding this case. Clearly, it is not just Britney’s family struggling to find a way to protect adult children who cannot be ordered or compelled to seek help.

“Because the Spears situation is too intense at this time, and out of consideration to the family, I have made the decision not to move forward with the taping at this particular time.

“Britney and her family are in our prayers, and we ask that they be in yours.”

I’m starting to feel sorry for her… she is obviously very troubled… I think Mr.and Mrs.Spears have a lot to contend with right now…

         I’m so sick of hearing about Britney Spears and all the drama that comes with her name. I guess you’ve probably heard that she was recently hospitalized after some bizzaro meltdown… Rumor also has it that Dr. Phil paid a visit to Brit just this morning and she could be appearing on “The Dr. Phil Show” next week!?? I’ll keep you posted…

Here are some links courtesy of OK! Magazine if your interested in the knowing what exactly went on this week on the “Britney Spears Show”!

CLICK HERE for the complete timeline of Thursday’s insane events.
CLICK HERE for a gallery of photos from last night.
CLICK HERE for video of Brit being whisked away in the ambulance.

        Sources are also saying that Brit has lost sole custody of her two sons, to ex-husband Kevin Federline. A hearing date on the suspension is set for Jan. 14, 08.

The drama continues………….

Britney Spears is sleeping with the Paparazzi??!

        Spears has been seen having little rondevues in various hotels with photographer Adnan Ghalib, who happens to work for the agency FinalPixx. The couple have been seen going into two hotels together, however Ghalib has declined to make any comments about his relationship with Spears. He did tell ABC’s 20/20 that he’s made up to $200,000 a year as a photographer following Spears.

He called her “awesome.”

         Frankly I don’t give a $hit what she does anymore! I’m sick of her nonsense! but you do have to admit she almost looks normal in this picture! lol…

Looks like the apple doesn’t fall to far from the tree!

            Actress Jamie Lynn Spears who just so happens to be the 16yr old younger sister of Britney Spears has confirmed to OK! Magazine that she is 12 weeks pregnant. The “Zoey 101” star is planning to raise the child with her long-term boyfriend Casey Aldridge.

This is what she had to say for herself;

I put myself in this position, an adult position, so I have to act like an adult and take responsibility for what I did.”

Click Here for the Full Article

Man Mrs.Spears must be so proud!!

       Christmas is coming y’all! and it looks like Britney Spears will finally have something to sing about.

       The crazy pop-tart was excited about spending Christmas morning with her two sons but rumor has it that ex-hubby Kevin Federline’s lawyer is threatening to ask a judge to take away her visitation privileges. Yesterday Spears called in sick for her first court-ordered deposition in which she was suppose to go under oath.

I wouldn’t doubt if Britney has a blue blue Christmas!

          Happy Birthday to pop princess Britney Spears who turns 26. Also a special Happy B-Day to fellow Canadian actor Brendan Fraser who is 39 today.

Other Celebrities born today:

Singer Andy Williams is 80.
Singer Ozzy Osbourne is 59.
Actor Steven Culp from “Desperate Housewives” is 52.
Actress Daryl Hannah is 47.
Actress Julianne Moore is 47.
Singer Montell Jordan is 39.

OMG!!… What a Joke!

           I love this rumor though!! lol… Apparently a British tabloid is claiming that Britney Spears is planning on adopting twins from China!!

A close source to the star told the newspaper the following:

Britney’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon.”

         Hell, what’s another two kids she can ignore and ruin for life?! Britney just doesn’t seem to disappoint, does she?!?!!

Get this! Britney Spears is raising money for UNICEF!? Even though she can’t take care of her own kids Spears has teamed up x17 to auction off a signed copy of her comeback album, “Blackout” on Ebay to help raise money for charity.

“I think it’s important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere,” says Spears

The current bid for Britney’s autographed CD is $7,200 bucks. Anyone interested in bidding can Click Here or visit unicef.org for ways donate!

          According to Kevin Federlines lawyer Britney Spears has allegedly missed 8 of 14 drug tests, which were ordered by the court.

          Britney currently has three supervised visits a week with her sons. Last month a Judge took her rights away after she couldn’t be contacted on a cell phone number she gave the courts. The Judge later reinstated her visitation rights when she gave the correct number.

        Rumor also has it that K-Fed is trying to get Spears banned from driving while their two sons are in her care. Spears spent over $200,000 on a luxury Mercedes-Benz on Wednesday. Federlines lawyer Vincent Kaplan told L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon, “We’re asking that she personally shouldn’t be the driver of the children.” The next hearing is on November 26th, 2007.

Sounds like a good plan to me! She needs help… She is out of control…